SortingBeans

Man, I’m sure glad Heaven won’t be like this!

Many of you know I have been searching for work. Lately, I have been filling out applications. I recently filled one out for loss prevention. In this online application, I had to answer 65 questions as part of the application process. 65! Some applications take even longer! And you know what is more irritating about it? After you sit through 20-40 minutes of answering irrelevant questions, you never receive contact as was promised. Never. Ever. Never ever.

I have a splendid idea

First make me answer questions that would cause you to want to INTERVIEW me, THEN you can punish me through your terribly long SAT-type application. K?

Thank God He does not judge us this way. Sheesh.



—Jonathan